Since I’ve written a bunch of weird poetic stuff lately, here’s some practical advice. How to use a little physical dominance, based on my experience. When I first started trying to get physical, “Kino pinging,” was all the rage. When she laughs you reach out your hand and touch her shoulder–“Ping!” This is a great […]
Last night, a cute girl asks me the eternal question: “What’s your name?” And the epic: “What do you do?” “Well,” I say, pausing to glance around to the maddening crowd, at the dance floor, at the shimmering coke mirrors, “I’m a dolphin trainer.” “Cool!” She squeals. “Yes, yes. I know. I’m awesome right!?” I […]
I did this 8 times today. See girl Wave arms, smile big or Tap on shoulder, smile big Motion as if taking out your own headphones Yeah pretty simple right? Yes, yes it is.