New Book: A Thousand Tiny Failures-Memoirs of a Pickup Artist

Ladies and Gentleman…

Nearly two years in the making, and I have finally given birth…

My much anticipated debut novel, “A Thousand Tiny Failures—Memoirs of a Pickup Artist,” is now available for purchase on Amazon. Click the link below.

Sebastian had man-boobs, and everything sucked…until he discovered an online community of Pickup Artists. Moving from Vancouver to Montreal, he stumbles into a world of parties, sex, drugs, and drama—only to emerge with a new, but questionable understanding of himself, women, and the human condition.

What compels a man to relentlessly flirt for sport, and at what cost?

A Thousand Tiny Failures is a hilarious and addicting novel, for men who want to improve, and women who want to understand.

Here are several reviews from pua-zone:

“The book was awesome. A must read to anyone on the journey to become a pickup artist.”

“Tony D allows us to behold the whole man, naked, shows us the poetry of everything important in his life, which echoes for every man who has had trouble recognizing what he isn’t doing with women to inspire their desire. This novel is a gateway into how to do things right.”

“An inspiring tale of soul and pussy, A Thousand Tiny Failures is a great reminder to us all of where we came from, where we are, how we got here, and where we might go. Without the creepy vibe of The Game, this book is a great companion to any PUA or man who’s thinking about becoming one.”

It covers fifteen years of my life, but focuses on four—the years I spent studying Pickup Artistry: Travelling, learning, failing, seducing, expanding and eventually grasping towards mastery.

If you ever wondered, “How long will it take?” and “Does that pua stuff really work?” then this book is for you.

This book is a novel, but also a step by step example of how to learn seduction and Pickup for yourself.

This is my Hemingway, my Bukowski, and my debaucherous journey on the page.

I wrote this book for me. I wrote this book for my brothers. I wrote this book for my mother. I wrote this book for you.  Thank you everyone for the support. It’s been a long time coming.

Buy it today, and leave a review on Amazon. I need those!. Thanks.

(If you don’t have an Amazon account, you could easily create one. They have an online ereader you can download, so even if you don’t own a Kindle e-reader you could read it. Or, you could buy a Kindle. If you use a different brand of reader, you can change the file from Mobi to Epub with a free program called Caliber. If you still can’t figure that out, email me and I will send you a pdf. Just pay me through paypal.

(If you wish to review the novel, message me a professional sounding query and I will send you a press release).

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11 Comments

    1. Bravo.

      I’m exhausted and had meant to go to sleep hours ago, but it’s that kind of book. This is a very good book that made me think, entertained me, and spurred me to action. I will recommend it far and wide. And envision unicorns, Hitler, and rainbows much more frequently than before.

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