I have guys that email me asking how much my bootcamps are; I don’t know if they are too lazy to look at my sales page or they think I might change the price, just for them. However when I tell them the cost they say, “Oh, I’m a lowly student/divorcee/alcoholic and cannot afford such…
Metaphors suck in the digital age. How can I describe a broken record? It’s an archaic cliché. How about a scratched CD that skips? How about a glitching mp4 file on a faulty VLC media player? It all sounds like robot love but the robots are screwed. Once they find their souls, they’ll realize there’s…
Phew I had a rough day yesterday. I had three clients cancel their bootcamp appointments in one day, costing me a total of $2100 in revenue and leaving me with nothing to do for three weeks. So logic would dictate that I should lower my rates to attract more customers, but instead I’m raising them….
Yesterday I was walking home at night drunk as a circus clown on welfare day and along the wall beside me were these light fixtures. Inside of one, I noticed a fat little spider. He’d built a nest inside the fixture, completely covering the entire entrance. Every low flying bug in the neighbourhood was attracted…
Recently I had a girl that would repeatedly not answer my texts, leaving hours in between replies. We managed to have one date that went well. We walked, talked and kissed. After that date we set up another, and of course, like a typical young woman, she flaked. I told her that I would be…