Happy Fuckin Valentines Day

Hi guys. On Valentines day, whether you’re sad and lonely, indifferent, or rolling in hot punani; this is a day for the ladies. So if you have one, give her the orgasm she deserves, make her the dinner, give her the chocolate. It’s ok to act a little “provider” on Vday. She’ll hit you back. Just don’t act like it Vday every day. Because it’s not.

For the rest of you, this is the best time to sucker those flakey contacts into dates. If they’re single they’re likely moping and whining and crying on their girlfriend and orbiter-men’s laps. They would love nothing more then brag about their date and feed on the misery of their lonely peers. It’s sadistic but, hey, women. Love em.

And if you got nothin but Kleenex and Hindi porn clips, get out there and meet some girls.

Here’s a video to motivate you.

 

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