Dating

Epic Grooming Mistakes 101

Hi guys. Tony Here. This is getting out of hand. I’m sick and tired of this… YOUR GROOMING SUCKS YES…You!!!! Look at your nails…are they long? Is there dirt under there? Nasty…. Cut them right now. Same with your toes. Major, epic mistake. Instant Fail. NOSE HAIR! Omg…if you can see it…fail. No pussy for…

You Need Momentum

Some guys ask me how I managed to get good so quickly. I had one friend tell me I had, “magic powers.” As much as I admire Gandalf, I am no magician…I don’t even have black nail polish. And my skill did not come quickly. I wouldn’t even call it skill. More like experience, belief…

Pickup as Art

Are you an artist? Or a scientist? Do you flex your creative muscles? Do you write stories, play guitar, dance, sing, act, direct, or so forth….. Pickup is an art. When I hit a party, I’m on stage. It’s the Zardoz show. How many of you like modesty in a performance? Bashfulness. Have you ever…

The Bus Boy Guru

This guy at work Serge, he’s a thirty year old bus boy. He’s also a pick-up genius, yet totally oblivious to theory. I’ve been watching him work. The other night he approaches this table (not in his section) and chats up two hotties. After a few minutes, one girl says, “Well it was really nice…