Smooth as F#$K Rizz Lines for Getting Girls

At some point the term “Game” went into hibernation and was replaced with “Rizz.”

It’s often used like this: “Hey, did you rizz up Amanda?” or “That guy’s got mad rizz, yo!”

And since I’ve got mad rizz, I may as well share some of my hippest rizz lines so you can chat up all the biatches down at the club.

Not like all those nice guys without rizz.

What is Rizz?

According to my AI God: “Rizz” is a slang term that refers to charisma, charm, or romantic appeal, often associated with someone’s ability to charm or woo another person [2]. It emerged from Black culture and gained popularity, representing the capability to attract romantic or sexual partners]. The term “rizz” has been selected as the Oxford Word of the Year for 2023.

What is the Best Rizz Line?

The best rizz lines for chatting up shorties? That’s easy.

Here’s a totally real example from my own experience, copyright me, Tony Depp.

“Are your feet sore? Because you’ve been running through my lucid dreams all night long. Actually, it was more like floating because in the astral realm we are corporeal, and don’t actually have bodies. And it wasn’t actually you, or your consciousness, but more likely a projection of my own subconscious of an idealized female form that just happens to resemble you. So what I’m saying is, I think you’re cute. Hi. Wanna smoke some DMT and chill?”

Tony Depp

I guarantee with 43% assuredness, that if you rizzed up a chica bonito with those smooth rizz lines, she’d be suckling your testicles within minutes. So you better get busy waxing them.

What Are The Best Rizz Lines?

What? You haven’t run off to spit mad rizz at the disco? What the heck? Didn’t you like my rizz line?

Here’s a secret.

It doesn’t matter what rizz lines you spit if you don’t have rizz.

Rizz is a way of being, an elevated form of consciousness, a mindset, coupled with a characteristic, that is rarely developed in all but the most enlightened omega male specimens… such as myself.

There is no “best” rizz, there is only those who are rizz, and those who are not.

But if you really need some openers… I mean, rizz lines for picking up women, then hold onto your daisy dukes, here we go.

What Rizz Lines Are The Best?

• I know you want the rizz. So allow me to shoot my hot rizz all over you.
• Hey there sugar tits, did you see the midget fighting the stripper outside?
• Who lies more, hippies or communists?
• Would you rather be invisible forever, or Kris Hemsworth’s jock strap?
• Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour? Why not?
• If you were a cyber truck I’d drive you straight to Mars and populate it with baby cybertrucks.
• Why do black people jump so good?
• I’d totally make out with you if I wasn’t on probation.
• You’re not my real Dad.
• Would you make love with Donald Trump if it would prevent World War 2 from ever happening?
• You smell like my cousin. I like that.

What is an Example of Rizz?

Maybe you need more than pickup lines: you want actual rizz examples.

Here’s a true story.

Once I went to a bar and had about seven rum and cokes. I met a lady who had most likely matched me. I said something rizzy to her, and she began grinding her buttocks against my groinal region to the smooth rhythmic pounding of club shite.

She grabbed my unit as I squeezed her cheeks, and said this rizzy as f$%k line: “Hey, let’s go to your place.”

She replied: “I have pizza pops!” She also had rizz.

At her place she threw two pizza pops in the microwave, and we stumbled into her bedroom and I proceeded to pound her bovine style until she projectile vomited across her room and onto the bedroom door.

Yes, that killed the mood a little. But she never lost her chipper spirit; she brought me the pizza pop and threw a towel over the chunder.

I thanked her for the wonderful meal and meaningless sex, then departed to find a taxi home.

Mad rizz yo.

What is Real Rizz?

Putting Aside All Jest About Jizz… I Mean Rizz…

Having real rizz isn’t something we’re all born with.

Not unless you’re from Venezuela.

But the good news is, you can learn. You may not learn to be as brilliantly rizzy as me, but you can learn to be as rizzy as you.

While this article is tongue in cheek, there is a hidden message laid deep within the text:

The Rizz is in us all. We just need to find it.