Video. Confessions of a Dating Coach
Oh joy, it’s now a hate crime to sleep with girls and not call them back. Yes, yes, even if she has bad breath, dirty underwear or a third nipple. Mentioning on your blog that women might have flaws too can land you on a federal list beside neo Nazis and religious zealots. Hilarious and…
Yesterday I was walking home at night drunk as a circus clown on welfare day and along the wall beside me were these light fixtures. Inside of one, I noticed a fat little spider. He’d built a nest inside the fixture, completely covering the entire entrance. Every low flying bug in the neighbourhood was attracted…
Most of my students contact me not because they lack charm, or courage; more so, they lack self-reliance. They lack the ability to carry their own weight. Early in my own development, there were no wingmen. I was forced to go out alone. It was scary enough to make me pretend to talk on my…
Hey Fool young women are on to you half wits. LOL you are so evil your are rediculous I’m working the blog again; one of my imaginary refuges from the cold hard world. When you’re sweating over a project for long stretches, it’s beneficial to step back and change focus. Because if you stare…
Metaphors suck in the digital age. How can I describe a broken record? It’s an archaic cliché. How about a scratched CD that skips? How about a glitching mp4 file on a faulty VLC media player? It all sounds like robot love but the robots are screwed. Once they find their souls, they’ll realize there’s…
She was standing outside of the pub, leaning against the wall; all twenty one years old and five foot ten of her. French, thin, absolutely beautiful. She was a model with some pro experience—she didn’t brag. I guessed. For once, I believed it. She was all legs and hair. She wore a faux fox tail…
I missed it live but watched the recording. Did a door to door bible sales men knock on your door? That’d be tight, yo. When is your next event, I really want to fire questions at you.